Girl! It’s almost 10pm, are you ready for Welcome to Plathville? 🤠
My popcorn is almost ready! Set the scene while I stare at my microwave for the next 60 seconds…🍿
Ok, ok. Micah, Mariah and Max are heading to the lake. Mariah is still referring to Max as her “friend”, SMH.
Girl, please. Friends don’t stare at each other with those googly eyes! You’re not fooling us, Mariah 😅
Micah’s friend SaraLyn is here, too. They haven’t seen each other in 7 years! Is that how long Kim’s spell on her lasted?
Gotta keep the girls away from those Plath boys somehow 🙄. Also, that intro was so scripted. “OMGIHaven’tSeenYouInSOOOLong!”
“OMGIKnowwwYouLookSoDifferent!”
Micah says the Plath kids were only allowed to listen to Classical music growing up. Are we surprised?
Nope. But what I AM surprised about is what SaraLyn is saying right now! Her parents didn’t want her to go to college because she’s a girl?! 😡
AND when her dad said she could go, he told her she wasn’t allowed to major in Business?! What in the 1800’s?!
Ugh. I hope Mariah gets to go to college.
Same. But she’s got to get her GED first.
Thanks, Kim…😩
Now we’re in California with Ethan and Olivia! Did he just say “We got some dope, man!” 🌿
Olivia: “Do you even know what dope is?” 😂
Ethan booking this surprise is cute, but something tells me Olivia doesn’t like not being the one in control…
What gave it away? Her constant side eye?
OMG. Couples therapy.
“This lady seems real professional, or whatever” -Ethan
LOL. I’m laughing at Olivia’s comment in the car. “Is this some, hoodoo, voodoo thing?”
They’re turning the car into some place called
“Fire Garden Metalworks”
What. Is. Happening?
Hmm.. interesting decor happening here
Wait! I need more popcorn. Keep the updates coming!
We’re meeting Triambika, the tantra instructor. They asked her how to pronounce her name 3 times… Olivia is giving Triambika and Ethan death stares
“Tantra is about expanding our limited ideas”
-Triambika
She’s looking at you, Ethan! 👀
LOL. Omg. Ethan just said “I don’t know what
any of this means. I don’t know how to use
this new-agey inner stuff”.
What does THAT even mean? 🌀
Let me know when you find out. He also said he wants to know how women work. Olivia is cringing.
I understand Olivia saying she wishes Ethan had set boundaries early on with his parents. She took a lot of heat from them.
Yeah, sounds like Ethan regrets not standing up for her more.
Cue Olivia’s tears! Sounds like some progress was made here. 💖
Just in time to switch scenes to Micah FaceTiming with a rep for a modeling agency.. in MIAMI!
Wheww.. that body was made for South Beach! 🔥
He’s got to go meet them in person before signing. Do we think Kim will be hiding behind a palm tree or a taco stand when he arrives? 🤡
LMAO. I think he’s safe on this one. No way she crosses the Georgia border.
True! And of course the scene ends with Micah jumping on his bed 🤣
Uh oh.. family gathering at Joshua’s grave site. This is gonna be dark.
Mariah is dressed like shes going to the club though…👠
I’m just happy she’s not wearing the lime green top for once.
Barry smiles while asking if the kids remember the day Joshua died? WTF.
The kids are still feeling a lot of pain from the memory of that day. Poor Lydia.
“Poor Lydia” is the theme of this Welcome to Plathville season!
Onto a happier scene! Olivia and Ethan having a picnic on the beach
Does this picnic only consist of champagne? 🍾
I’m not mad about it. Go Ethan! 🥂
Awww. Ethan promising Olivia the wedding of her dreams someday is sweet. She seems happy.
And those rings… diamonds are a pretty nice “I’m sorry” gift! 💍
And on that note, I’m off to download Hinge for the 18th time to find a man that will gift me diamonds. 💎
Do you, boo! I’ll see you next week for the Welcome to Plathville season finale!
